Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch. Bunty: How's that possible? Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!
Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football. Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!
Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late? Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell. Teacher: So? Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked, "Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?"
Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo, "There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya." Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!