Bunty to his teacher: Pappu hit me with a can of soda. Teacher: Pappu, could you please explain it? Pappu: It's just a soft drink!
Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly? Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara. Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!
Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola, "Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"
Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain? Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare. Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao... Pappu: Aapki Beti!