Pappu: Dude, me and my girlfriend are getting married. Bunty: Wow! When? Pappu: Me next month and she may be after that.
Pappu commented on a girl's DP Pappu: Your DP is awesome! Girl: Awwww... Thank you. Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna! *Blocked*
Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho? Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho Pappu: Nahi Uncle... Aapki Beti Ka, Woh Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu'!
Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho? Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience. Aunty: News Reporter Ho? Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu!
Teacher: What do you know about Ramayan and Mahabharat? Pappu: Both were great TV shows made by Ramanand Sagar and B.R.Chopra!
Pappu: Maa Aaj Dal Khane Ka Mann Ho Raha Hai! Jeeto: Itne Paise Nahi Hai Chup Chap Butter Chicken Kha Le!