Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pappu: Padh Raha Hun. Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages!
Teacher: Batao Semester System Se Kya Fayda Hai? Pappu: Fayda Toh Pata Nahin, Par Bezati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jati Hai..!
Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: 6,7 Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: 8,9,10 Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!
Pappu: Papa Aako Mummy Main Kya Accha Laga Jo Aapne Unse Shaadi Kar Li? Santa: Uski Gaal Pe Vo Kaala Til.. Pappu: Kya Baat Hai Papa Itni Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Itni Badi Museebat Mol Le Li...!
Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai? Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!!
Teacher: 5 Mein Se 5 Ghatane Par Kitne Bachenge? Pappu: Pata Nahi Madam? Teacher: Aggar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hein Aur Mein 5 Bhature Tujhse Le Lu To Tere Paas Kya Bachega? Pappu: Chole!!!