Professor: Je Koi Munda Girls Hostel Di Taraf Geya Ta Pehli Vaar Rs.100 fine, Duji Vaar 200 Te Tiji Vaar 500 fine Lagguga. Pappu: Sir Ji, PASS Kine Da Banuga?
Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"? Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!
Pappu: I can tell the future. Bunty: Really? Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts. Bunty: What is it? Pappu: Love all!
Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins. Teacher: Now, why would he do that? Pappu: It was his lunch money!
Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales. Santa: How do you know him? Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange. Santa: Could you spell that please? Pappu: If I could spell to, I'd write!