Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb? Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na... Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!
Pappu: Please get well soon! Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around. Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!
Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test. Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid", said Pappu. Santa: That's enough! Pappu, say sorry to Pinky. Pappu: I'm sorry, you're so stupid!
Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time. Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!