Biology Teacher: What is Aloe Vera? Pappu: It's a Punjabi sister/brother offering something to his elder brother!
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
Pappu: I'm through with that girl. Bunty: Oh, why? Pappu: She asked me if I danced. Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that? Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.
After an emotional hug: Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever. Pappu: Thanks for the warning!
Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuvad Karo - There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya. Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd? Pappu: Even. Teacher: How can you make seven even? Pappu: Remove the S!