Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur? Pappu: Kiss Teacher: How? Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
Teacher: What does a chicken gives you? Bunty: Eggs. Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you? Raju: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you? Pappu: Homework!
During a text message conversation: Pappu: I love you. Girl: Iloveyoutoo. Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar? Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else!
Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside? Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about? Pappu: He's crying, "Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!"
Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation? Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba Teacher: Didn't get you. Pappu: Same here babes... same here!