Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth? Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking? Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao. Bunty: Alia Bhatt. Teacher: Get out of the Class. Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon. Santa: Haan To? Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath. Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!
"You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point. Pappu: M'am, my dad can. Teacher: Please explain yourself. Pappu: He keeps ducks!
Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms. Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!