Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky? Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself. Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it? Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend. Bunty: Really bad, What did you do? Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu? Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting. Pinky: Who are the fellows? Pappu: Bunty and me!
Pappu (calling father at office): Hello, who is this? Santa (recognizing son's voice): The smartest man in the world. Pappu: Pardon me, I got the wrong number!
Banta inquiring about Pappu's maternal Uncle was told that he was very sick. Banta replied,"Oh, he only thinks he's sick." He met Pappu after several days and again inquired about his Uncle. Pappu replied, "He thinks he's dead!"
Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note. Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?