Pappu went to Film City to see the movie shoot. Actress at shooting: Ufff.... Kitni Garmi hai. Dil Kar Raha Kissi Bade Fan ke Niche Jaake So Jaun! Pappu: M'am, Main Aapka Buhut Bada Fan Hun!
Pappu in Bio Practical Exam. Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name? Pappu I don't know. Examiner: You have failed. What's your name? Pappu: See my legs!
A Principal on a round asked Bunty, "What are you doing outside the classroom?" Bunty: Nothing, Sir! Principal: What's your name? Bunty: Bunty, Sir! Pappu: And who's this with you? Bunty: Pappu, Sir! Principal: And Pappu, what are you doing? Pappu: Helping Bunty, Sir!
Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur? Pappu: Kiss. Teacher: How? Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss!
Pappu to Bunty: I'm not scared of proposing a girl. Bunty: Then what's the problem? Pappu: I'm scared about what would happen if she agrees!