Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car. Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words? Jeeto: Yes, of course. Pappu: He did not say a word!
Teacher: What is Electricity? . . . . Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of the Punjab Govt. and has an extremely loose character. She goes and comes anytime, anywhere without informing anyone, and quite occasionally even at midnight!
Pappu: Mom, thanks a lot. Jeeto: What for? Pappu: I'm glad you named me 'Pappu' because everybody calls me that!
Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon? Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do! Pleaseee...
Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend. Bunty: But why? Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else!
Pappu: I used to see this girl who lived across the road. Bunty: So what happened now? Pappu: Now, she keeps her curtains drawn!