Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
Teacher: Pappu, what do you want to be when you grow up? Pappu: A good professional Manager. Teacher: Good. But you must start working towards it. Pappu: Ma'm, I already have... by studying late for Exams as it teaches me to manage Time and tackle Emergencies!
Girl: Why do you follow me all the time? Pappu: Well... when I was kid, my parents always used to say "Keep following your dreams until you get them"!
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?" Pappu: What Sir? Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is. Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have? Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!