pappu jokes

Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways.
Bunty: Wonder what?
Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays!

Teacher: What's two plus three?
Pappu: : Five.
Teacher: Good.
Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect!

Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.
Pappu: Wash an elephant!

Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch!

Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!

Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!