Pappu: The wind and the students have the same mentality. Bunty: How? Pappu: Both keep turning the book's pages without reading!
The moon was shining brightly. "Dear, give me a kiss," said Pappu to his girlfriend. Girlfriend: But I've never kissed a man. Pappu: Then we must be made for one another - neither have I!
Pappu to his girlfriend, "Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven." Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
Pappu:: I'd like to kiss you until you hollered 'Stop'! Girl: Well, I guess you picked the wrong girl this time. Pappu: You mean you won't let me kiss you? Girl: No, I mean I wouldn't holler 'Stop'!
Pappu: My teacher is really crazy. Pinky: What did she do? Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named 'Class'!
Pappu: Both 'Happy' and 'Lucky' proposed to Guddi. Bunty: I wonder who's the lucky one? Pappu: It's too soon to say yet, but she accepted 'Happy'!