Girlfriend: I don't think I'd marry the best man on earth. Pappu: If you marry me, you wouldn't be taking that risk!
Pappu: There are an awful lot of girls who don't want to get married. Bunty: How do you know? Pappu: I've asked them!
Teacher says to Pappu, In Algebra A = B & B = C. It means A = C. Now give a relevant example. Pappu: Sir, I love You and You love your daughter, it means that I love your daughter!
Sunny Leone: "Ragini Mms 2" Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi. Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady. Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee? Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!
Pappu: Guddi, you remind me of of brown sugar. Guddi: How come Pappu? Pappu: You're so sweet and so unrefined!