Girl: What's the proof that you miss me? Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you. Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho? Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!
Pappu: I asked her on a date for Sunday at 5:30 PM. Bunty: So she agreed. Pappu: No... she said "some other time may be". So I said - How about 7 PM?
Jeeto: Son, how are your grades in the last exams? Pappu: Mom, what's important is that we have our health!
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me. Bunty: Why? Pappu: She says I'm childish. Bunty: So how did you cope up? Pappu: I took a deep breath - Calmed down - Went to her house - Rang the doorbell and ran away!
Pappu: I am really fed up. Bunty: What's the matter? Pappu: I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!