Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes. Bunty: Yeah, quite right. Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius!
Pappu: There are two reasons why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in Audi A6? Bunty: No girlfriend! Pappu: No Audi A6!
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book? Pappu: 2 Books. Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books? Pappu: 4 Books. Teacher: 61,789 Books + 23,678 Books? Pappu: LIBRARY!
Teacher: Children exams are coming soon so if you have any doubts, you can ask me. Pappu: In which printing press is the question paper being printed?
Pappu was following a girl. Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you. Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her!
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!