A confectioner leaned over the counter and yelled at Pappu who stood close to the candy jars: "Are you trying to steal the candies, boy?" "No - no, sir", Pappu faltered. "I'm trying' not to!"
Pappu: Mom, I just took a splinter out of my hand with a pin. Jeeto: A pin! Don't you know that's dangerous. It can give you septic. Pappu: Oh no, Mom! I used a safety pin!
Pappu: You should see my girl. Beautiful as a mirage. Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on. Pappu: That's my girl!
Teacher to Pappu: If both of your parents were born in 1965, how old would they say they are now? Pappu: That depends. Teacher: It does? Depends on what? Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mother!
Jeeto to her son, "Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers." Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails!