Pappu: I'm through with that girl. Bunty: Oh, why? Pappu: She asked me if I danced. Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that? Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me!
Jeeto (who has guests at dinner): Pappu, don't talk with your mouth full. Pappu: But, mummy, what am I to do? When I talk with my mouth empty, you always say, Pappu, go on with your dinner!
Teacher: In which countries are elephants found? Pappu: They're extremely large and intelligent and so never get lost!
Teacher: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Pappu: Brotherly love!