Teacher: Pappu, if your father could save Rs 10,000 a month for 4 months, what would he have? Pappu: A new iPhone for me!
Pappu: Are you an actress, auntie? Preeto: No, darling, why do you ask? Pappu: Because Mummy said whenever you come, we always have a scene!
Teacher: Count from 1-10. Pappu: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10. Teacher: What about '6'? Pappu: I heard Papa telling Mama while reading the newspaper that "6 die in road accident"!