Pappu: A very frightening woman comes in my nightmares and scares the hell out of me. Nirmal Baba: Stop watching Lady Gaga music videos, Kripa Ho Jaye gi!
Jeeto: Yesterday, there were two chocolate cakes in the box and now there's only one. Why? Pappu: It was so dark in the room that I didn't see the other one!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Pappu: I want to be a millionaire, just like my dad. Teacher: Wow, your dad's a millionaire? Pappu: No, but he always wanted to be one!
Santa: How did you fare in the final exam? Pappu: Totally under water. Santa: What do you mean? Pappu: All below 'C' level!
Maths teacher to Pappu, "If you had Rupees 1000 in one pocket and Rupees 1000 in the other pocket, what would you sum up? Pappu: Whose pant is it?
Pappu: My neighbour loves the music I play. Bunty: What makes you think so? Pappu: Last night, he broke the window with a stone to hear it better!