Teacher: You haven't listened to a word I've said. Are you having trouble hearing? Pappu: No, ma'm. I'm having trouble listening!
Pappu: Look into my eyes, you see something? Girlfriend: I see true love... Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!
Pappu and Bunty were fighting after an exam. Sir: Why are you fighting? Pappu: This fool left the answer sheet blank. Sir: So what? Pappu: Even I did the same thing; now teacher will think that we both copied!
Teacher: You don't look interested in reading this chapter... Pappu: Haaaaaye... Ek Aap Hi Ho, Jo Mere Dil Ki Baat Samajhti Ho!
Pappu: You're like a drug to me. Girlfriend: Because you're hooked to me? Pappu: No. Because you're ruining my life!