Pappu: I read something the other day that made me piss myself. Bunty: What was it? Pappu: It was a sign that said, "Bathroom closed"!
Pappu: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf? Girl: That is unfortunate. Pappu: What did you say?
Teacher: As a result of "Global warming", our next generation will not able to see 'Tigers'. Pappu: So what do we do? We never complain that we don't see 'Dinosaurs'!
Santa: What's going on at neighbours? Pappu: It's someone's birthday. Santa: Whose? Pappu: Tuyu's! Santa: Tuyu? Pappu: Yes. I heard them distinctly singing in chorus, "Happy Birthday Tuyu!"