Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Me Bachcho Ko "Mai Techer" Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha! Thodi Der Baad Pappu Ne Madam Ko Puchha "Madam 'Mast Item' Ko English Me Kya Kahte Hain?"
Master: Do Men Se Do Gae To Kitne Bache? Pappu: Master Ji Mujhe Samajh Men Nahin Aaya! Master: Beta Tumhare Paas Do Roti Hain! Tumne Donon Kha Lin To Tumhare Paas Kya Bacha? Pappu: Master Ji Sabji!
Pappu Darwaje Ki Bell Bajane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha! Tabhi Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Bell Baja Di Aur Pucha `Beta Aur Kuch!?` Pappu Bola "Ab Bhag Buddhe Ghar Pata Nahi Kiska Hai!"
Ek Baar Jab Pappu Lagatar 4 Dinon Se Skool Men Der Se Aaya To Madam Ne Kaha "Tum Itna Let Skool Kyon Aate Ho?" Pappu: Madam Aap Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kiya Karen; Bachche Iska Galat Matlab Lete Hain!
Master:Batao "I Lov U" Ka Aavishkar Kis Desh Me Hua? Pappu: Chaina Men! Master: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ismen Sare Chaine Gun Hai! N Koi Garanti Aur N Koi Varanti Chale To Chand Tak N Chale To Shaam Tak!
Jito: Kyon Ro Rahe Ho? Pappu: Techer Ne Mara! Jito: Kyon Maara Chudail Ne? Pappu: Maine Usko Murgi Kaha! Jito: Kyon? Pappu: Vo Har Egjaam Men Mujhe Anda Deti Hai!