Madam Pappu Se "Tum Scool Let Kyon Aaye? Pappu: Madam Kal Rat Sapne Men Main Kanaada Chala Gaya Tha! Madam: Aur Pinki Tum? Pinki: Madam Main Pappu Ko Arport Chhodne Gayi Thi!
Pappu Ne Banti Se Kaha "Main Tere 64 Ke 64 Dant Tod Dunga"! Happy Bich Men Bola "64 Nahin 32 Dant Hote Hain"! Pappu: Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Tu Bich Men Padega Is Liye Maine Tere Bhi Gin Liye The!
Adhyapika: Jamin Par Rahne Wale Janwar Bachche Dete Hain Aur Hava Men Udne Wale Ande Dete Hain! Wo Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Hava Men Bhi Udati Hai Aur Bacche Bhi Deti Hai? Pappu: Air Hostess!
Adhyapika: "Usane Khudkushi Kar Li" Aur "Use Khudkushi Karni Padi" Ismen Antar Batao? Pappu: Pahle Wala Padha Likha Berojgar Hoga Aur Dusra Jarur Shadishuda Hoga!
Pappu: Papa Aapko Pata Hai Meri Madam Kitni Sundar Hai! Santa: Beta Madam 'Maa' Ke Barabar Hoti Hai! Pappu: Aap To Hamesha Apne Hi Chakkar Men Rahate Ho!