Techer: Main Jo Prashn Puchhu Uska Uttar Fataft Dena! Bachche: Ji Madam! Techer: Amerika Ke Capital Ka Kya Nam Hai? . .. ... Pappu: Fataft!
Madam(Pappu Se): Beta Kyon Ro Rahe Ho! Pappu: Madam Ji Skool Ki Bel Toot Gai Hain! Madam: To Is Men Rone Ki Kya Baat Hain! Pappu: Ab Hamari Chhutti Kaise Hogi!
Jito: Beta Seb Khonge! Pappu: Nahin! Jito: Beta Aam Khonge! Pappu: Nahin! Jito: Beta Santare Khonge! Pappu: Nahin! Jito: Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai Jute Hi Khayega!
Pappu: Mammi Raat Ko Jab Mai Susu Karne Gaya To Bathrum Ki Light Jal Gai! Jito: Haram Khor Tu Aaj Fir Fries Men Susu Kar Aaya!
Madam: Jab Bijali Chamakati Hai To Hamen Roshani Pahle Aur Awaj Baad Men Kyon Aati Hai? Pappu: Kyonki Hamari Aakhen Aage Hain Aur Kan Pichhe Hain!
Madam: Moter Sicil Ke Kitne Tirs Hote Hai? Pappu: Madam Ji 6 Tirs Hote Hain! Madam (Gusse Men Boli): Kaise? Pappu: 4 Moter Ke 2 Sicil Ke Huee N 6 Tirs!