Pappu: Sab Log Shaadi Karke Pareshan Hi Hote Hain To Shaadi Kyon Karte Hain! Jito: Beta Akl Badaam Khane Se Nahin Thokar Khane Se Aati Hai!
Pappu: Mammi Kya Main Bandaron Ke Khandan Ka Hu? Jito: Pata Nahin Beta Main Tumhare Papa Ke Purvajon Se Kabhi Nahin Mili!
Master Ji Pappu Ka Lunch Kha Gae! Master: Beta Ghar Jakar Mera Naam To Nahin Bataoge N? . .. ... Pappu (Masum Avaz Men Bola): Ji Main Kah Dunga Kutta Kha Gaya!
Generation Gap(Pidhi Antral) Ki Had: Pappu: Papa Mujhe Ek Apal Aur Ek Black Bairi Chahiye! Santa: Kinnu Da Mausam Hai Puttar Kinnu Kha Kinnu!
Adhyapak Chhatra Se: Jo Dusre Ko Apni Baat N Samjha Sake Vo Ek Nambar Ka Gadha Hota Hai! . .. ... Pappu: Sar Kya Matlab! Main Samjha Nahi Aap Kya Kah Rahe Hain?
Techer Pappu Se: Padhai Karo Varna Koi Tumhen Job Nahi Dega! . .. ... Pappu Techer Se: Padhai Vo Log Karte Hain Jinhen Job Chahiye Ham To Job Denge!