Ek Din Pappu Ne Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Funk Mari To Uska Paad Nikal Gaya! Jab Dusari Bar Funk Mari To Fir Se Pad Nikal Gaya! Pappu Gusse Men Ghumkar Bola "Le Tu Hi Bujha Le!"
Pappu Ne Ladki Se Kaha "Main Aapse Dosti Karna Chahta Hu"! Ladki: Meri Sagai Ho Chuki Hai! Pappu: To Bahan Bankar Apni Kisi Aur Saheli Se Setting Kara Do!
Pappu: Papa Aanti Ka Pet Kyon Fula Hai? Santa: Tujhe Sab Pata Hai! Pappu: Nahin Pata Promiss Karta Hu! Santa: Inke Pet Men Pani Bhara Hai! Pappu: Oh No! Bachcha To Doob Jayega!
Adhyapika: Bataao Bachcho Ke Ishk Aur Pyaar Men Kya Antar Hai? Pappu: Madam Pyar Vo Hai Jo Aap Apni Beti Se Karte Hain!
Ek Chor Chori Karke Santa Ke Ghar Se Ja Raha Tha Ki Pappu Ki Aak Khul Gai! Pappu: Mera Skool Ka Bag Bhi Le Ja Sale Varna Shor Macha Dunga!
Madam Class Men Pappu Se "Murgiyon Ki Tange Chhoti Kyon Hoti Hain?" Pappu: Madam Ji Agar Murgiyon Ki Taange Lambi Hue To Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge Na!