English Teacher: Form a sentence using the word aftermath. Pappu: I always feel sleepy after math class!
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late? Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell. Teacher: So? Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!
Santa: It's earth Hour, switch off all lights! Pappu: Papa, there's no electricity since morning. Santa: Never mind, switch off the buttons. At least, we can take the feeling!
Pappu Papa se Bola: Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai? Papa: Pata nahi. main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.