Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have? Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!
Pappu: Dude, me and my girlfriend are getting married. Bunty: Wow! When? Pappu: Me next month and she may be after that.
Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain? Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare. Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao... Pappu: Aapki Beti!
Pappu chatting with a girl: Pappu: Hi, who are you? Girl: I am a "mystery" girl. Pappu: Toh Hamare Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do!