Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd? Pappu: Even. Teacher: How can you make seven even? Pappu: Remove the 'S'!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson? Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria. Pappu: Here it is, Sir. Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything. Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!
Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination. Q: What are 'gills'? Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him. Bunty: They have some connection with fish. Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'!
Pappu in Bio Practical Exam. Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name? Pappu I don't know. Examiner: You have failed. What's your name? Pappu: See my legs!
Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: 6,7 Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: 8,9,10 Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!