Teacher: Pappu, what is the past participle of the verb to ring? Pappu: What do you think it is, Sir? Teacher: I don't think, I know! Pappu: Sir, I don't think I know either!
"Mum", yelled Pappu from the kitchen, "You know that dish you were always worried that I would break?" Jeeto: Yes dear, what about it? Pappu: Well your worries are over.
Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart. Bunty: Why do you say so? Pappu: She's not at all good looking; so whenever I am out in public, I never own her.
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by Pappu and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee not in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes". Pappu: That's right, Ma'm. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.
Jeeto and Santa to Pappu, "We have been wanting to talk to you". Pappu: What's it? Parents: You have really become disobedient off late. Pappu: Mom and Dad, it's no being deal. Even I wanted to tell you that from now on, either it's my way or Norway!
Teacher: How do you spell "crocodile"? Pappu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L." Teacher: No, that's wrong. Pappu: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.