To show off to his friends, Pappu took his girlfriend to a very posh restaurant. Pappu: What would you like to drink? Girlfriend: I guess I'll have a Champagne. Pappu: Guess again!
Cat: Meow... Pappu: Meow... Cat: Meow Meow... Pappu: Meow Meow... Jeeto: Stop aping the cat! Pappu: No Mum, it's not like that. Actually, OMG! I speak cat!
In an examination hall, a girl asked Pappu, "Please tell me the beginning of the answer, rest I shall write myself?" Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her, 'The'!
Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class. Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more. Bunty: So what did you do? Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!
Teacher: Count from 1-10. Pappu: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10. Teacher: What about '6'? Pappu: I heard Papa telling Mama while reading the newspaper that "6 die in road accident"!