pappu jokes in english

Techer: Kisi Aisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jaha Par Bahut Sare Log Hon Fir Bhi Tum Akela Mahsus Karo?
Pappu: Ji Pariksha Hall

Mini: Kitni Thand Pad Jaye Lekin Main Fir Bhi Nahati Hu
Pappu: Are Main To Thand Men Do Bar Nahata Hu
Mini: Wow..

Techer: Pappu A B C Sunao
Pappu: A B C
Techer: Shabas Aur Sunao
Pappu: Aur Sab Badhiya Aap Batao

Techer: Jinda Rahne Ke Liye Kya Jaruri Hai?
Pappu: Ek Mulakaat Zaruri Hai Sanam

Pappu: (Doctor Se): Kya Aap Bina Dard Kiye Bhi Dat Nikal Lete Ho?
Doctor: Nahi To!
Pappu: Mai Nikal Leta Hu
Doctor:Kaise?
Pappu: Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha

Ladki: I Love You
Pappu: I Love You Too
Ladki: Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Tum Mujhse?
Pappu: Jitna Tum Karti Ho
Ladki: Kamine! Iska Matlab Tu Bhi Timepass Kar Raha Hai