Santa Shadi Ke Liye Ladki Dekhne Gaya Usne Socha Kyun Na Ladki Se Angrezi Mein Baat Ki Jaaye.. Santa: English Chalegi? Ladki (Sharmaate Huye Boli): Ji Bhujiya Aur Namkeen Saath Ho Toh Desi Bhi Chalegi...!
Santa Ne Jeeto Jo Message Kiya Aakhri Peg Chal Raha Hai... Aadhe Ghante Mein Ghar Pahunchta Hu. Agar Nahin Pahuncha Toh Iss Message Ko Dobara Padh Lena!
Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters? Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"!
Waiter: Sir, Kya Loge? Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho? Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont!
Fakir: Aee Husn Ki Malika Andhe Ko 5 Rupaye De De! Santa: De De, Bechara Sach Mein Hi Andha Lag Raha Hai...!!!
Jeeto: Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per Lipstick Ka Nishaan Kahan Se Aaya? Santa: Mein Khud Pareshan Hu Nishan Dekh Kar. Maine Toh Uss Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi...