Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy? Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous!
Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased. Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
Santa: Some people tell me to be myself. Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem. Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do!
T.T.: Ticket Dikhao. Santa: Aa Lo Ji. T.T.: Eh Ta Purani Ticket Hai. Santa: Te Train Kehda Tere Peyo Ne Hune Showroom To Kadwai Aa!
Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop. A beautiful lady came and asked, "If you don't mind, can I sit here?" Santa: No. Lady: Why? Santa: Because I have mind!