Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea? Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!
Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text. Banta: But why would she do that? Santa: Because she is not talking to me!
Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man? Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers!
Banta: What happened, why are you so sad? Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!
Santa: See? Math isn't so bad. Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life? Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!