Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends. Santa: There's a solution for it. Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me. Santa: Cook it on Friday evening!
Santa bought a deodrant stick. He read instructions dry carefully. "Remove cap and slowly push up the bottom." Santa is now in pain but his farts smell lovely!
Kya Doodh Peene Se Taaqat Aati Hai?? 5 Glass Doodh Piyo Phir Deewar Hilane Ki Koshish Karo, Nahi Hilegi..! 5 Can Beer Piyo Or Deewar Ki Taraf Dekho... Deewar Saali Apne Aap Hilne Lagegi..
GF: Jaanu, Kitna Acha Mausam Hai Chalo Kahin Long Drive Pe Chalte Hain? BF: Theek Hai Petrol Tu Dalwa Dena Aaj! GF: Waise Chhodo Kya Karenge Jaa Kar! Yahin Samose Khate Hain..
Teacher: Agar Tumhari Left Pocket Mein 1000 Rupaye Aur Right Pocket Mein 1500 Rupaye Hain Toh Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Karna Kya Hai, Main Toh Yehi Sochunga Ki Kahin Papa Ki Pant Toh Nahi Daal Li...