Police: Knock Knock! Santa: Who's there? Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk. Santa: How many are you? Police: We are three. Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other, Bufoons?
Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home. Banta: So you got the number? Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless!
Santa was confused after his marriage. He didn't know how to initiate the conversation on the wedding night. After a lot of courage, he asks his wife, "I hope your folks are aware that you're going to stay overnight with me?"
Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table. Plumber: Sir when did you notice it? Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
Santa: Crime figures show that your car is most likely to be stolen when it's parked outside your house. Banta: Yeah, I know. But mine would never be stolen. Santa: Why? Banta: I park it outside my neighbour's house!
Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible. Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity! Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober!