Dear Sreesanth, My hot neighbour is putting her towel out to dry on her balcony... Is she sending me a signal? Your Confused Fan, Santa
Santa: Doctor, everybody thinks I am mad. Doctor: But why? Santa: Because I like omelettes. Doctor: There's nothing wrong with that. Even I like omelettes. Santa: Really? Come I'll show you my collection!
Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me. Banta: What kind? Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!
Santa: My wife sent me a blank text. Banta: But why would she do that? Santa: Because she's not talking to me!
Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis. Banta: So what all do you eat? Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!
Santa: My wife worships me. Banta: Why do you say so? Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!