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Banta: What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?" . .. ... Santa: A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.
Jeeto to Santa on Valentine's day, "What is 10 years with me?" Santa: A second. Jeeto: What is Rs 5,000 to you? Santa: A coin. Jeeto: OK! Give me a coin. Santa: Wait a second!
A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?" Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?"