Santa: My nephew asked me what marriage was like! Banta: So what did you tell him? Santa: I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it!
"Wake up!" shouted Jeeto to Santa. "What's the matter?" said Santa. Jeeto: You're talking in your sleep again. Why don't you control yourself? Santa: All right! We'll make a bargain. You let me talk when I'm awake and I'll try to control myself when I'm asleep!
Banta: I really believe you have stopped your worrying. What brought about the changer? Santa responded cheerfully, "My troubles are more real than they used to be"!
Santa: My wife is a very careful driver. Banta: How do you conclude that? Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!
Once Santa went for skydiving. The instructor told him to open the parachute when he starts recognising the faces of the people standing on the ground. Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"