Santa: After watching "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag" last night, I had a disturbed sleep. Banta: What happened? Santa: This morning I dreamed someone was shouting, "On your marks, get set, go!" And I woke up with a start!
In a bus, Santa asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him, "You have applied a nice perfume. Which one is it? I want to give it to my wife". Lady: Don't give it to her. Some useless men will find an excuse to talk to her!
Celebrating their sliver wedding anniversary , Jeeto turned to Santa and said, "Will you still love me when my hair has gone grey?' Santa: Why not? Haven't I loved you through six other shades!
Santa: My wife left me because of my views on the environment. Banta: That's really weird. Santa: Yeah, it really is. I only tried saving water by showering with the woman next door!
Santa, while driving home, met with an accident after getting drunk and became unconscious. Soon after waking up, he muttered, "Where am I? Where am I?" Nurse: This is number 231. Santa: Room or cell?