Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon.
Santa: Haan To?
Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath.
Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya.
Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!
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