Pappu went to Police Station. Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari? Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi. Inspector: Kab Se? Pappu: Bachpan Se!
एक लड़के की गर्लफ्रेंड मर गयी तो उस लड़के ने चिता पर लेट कर लड़की के साथ सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट किया, "Me With My Ex Girlfriend" At शमशान घाट #Feeling Sad! With Pandit Ji & 14 Others!
Santa: My girlfriend just told me that I have a problem with being faithful. Banta: It must be your fault only. Santa: I find it funny. Because my wife never says that.
Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. Banta: Then what happened? Santa: She married the 'postman'!