Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once. Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive? Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!
Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well. Bittu: What happened? Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her!
Bunty: Hey sweetheart, meet my friend Pappu. Girlfriend: Hi, what do you do? Pappu: I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive!
Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls. Girlfriend: Any proof? Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES!
Girlfriend: Will you marry me? Pappu: Yes. Girlfriend: When? Pappu: As soon as I complete CA. Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!