Pappu to his girlfriend, "Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven." Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up. Bunty: It's pretty sad. Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend. Bunty: Really bad, What did you do? Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb? Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na... Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!
Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time. Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!
Pappu: Dude, me and my girlfriend are getting married. Bunty: Wow! When? Pappu: Me next month and she may be after that.