wali jokes

Tensions of those will start from today onwards who said...
'Diwali Ke Baad Teri Payment Doonga'!

Wife: Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun Main Aaj?
Husband: Waah Kya Baat Hai, Aaj To Bilkul Priyanka Chopra Lag Rahi Ho!
Wife: Sachhi, 'Don' Wali Ya 'Krrish' Wali?
Husband: 'Burfi' Wali!

Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Mat Karo Usko Kal Tak Hi Rakho,
Kya Pata Us Kaam Ko Karne Ki Zarurat Hi Na Pade!

Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai?
Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata
Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!!

Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai
Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!