Mahila (Doctor Se): Inki Bimari Thik Karo Ye Rat Men Jorjor Se Mera Naam Pukaarte Hain Doctor: Aap To Bahut Khushkismat Ho Mahila: Are Nahin Kal Inki Biwi Maayke Se Lautane Wali Hai
Jab Bhi Aap Mahsus Kare Ki 1. Aapki Patni Behad Khubsurat Hai 2. Tikhe Nayanon Wali Hai 3. Buddhiman Hai Grehlakshmi Hai 4. Aapse Koi Apeksha Nahin Karti Hai 5. Niswarth Swabhav Se Samarpit Hai Tab Samajh Len Jis Madira Ka Sevan Aap Ne Kiya Hai Vah Uchchakoti Ki Hai
Bachcha: Papa Mard Kise Kahte Hain? Papa: Us Takatwar Insaan Ko Jo Ghar Par Hukumat Karta Hai Bachcha: Main Bhi Bada Ho Kar Mammi Ki Tarah Mard Banunga
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Raha Hu Maa: Shabas! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Beta: Aapki Hone Wali Bahu Ke SMS De Thappad! De Thappad!
Khud Par Khubsurti Ka Ghamand Karne Wali Ladkiyon Ka Dil Us Vakt Toot Jata Hai Jab Uske Ghar Wale "Rajpal Yadav" Jaise Dikhne Wale Ladke Se Uski Shadi Tay Kar Dete Hain